Wednesday, April 2, 2014

A Day In The Life Of A Banana:

I'll document a banana through it's daily journey with an owner that fails to realize its full potential. The banana will be seen in its owner's back pocket, job and places of relaxation but will never be eaten. As the banana rots it will reflect our insecurities, our desires to fit in and our greatest fear; death. The story will be told from the banana's perspective and will make the viewer feel empathy for a banana that just want's to die with some dignity.





Wednesday, February 26, 2014

PSA: How To Give A Proper Handshake

Your first impression can have a substantial affect on the dynamic of your relationships. It all starts with the handshake!

Handshake Do's:
  • Know when giving a handshake is appropriate 
  • Look the other person in the eyes before shaking hands 
  • Offer a greeting before the handshake 
  • Handshake should be firm but not forceful 
  • Handshake should last for approximately 2-5 seconds (approx. 2-3 pumps depending on pump rate) 
  • Shake hands in an up and down motion 
  • Shake from the elbow


Handshake Don'ts:
  • Avoid eye contact 
  • Have wet hands 
  • Be too dominant 
  • Shake like a politician 
  • Offer a fish hand
  • Offer lady fingers
  • Offer a sweaty of clammy 4
  • Use both hands
  • Shake hands at all, bacteria is real

Recess. Final

Friday, January 24, 2014

Recess Demo


P.L.A.Y. are my shoes still untied I remember when velcro could withstand the times Trapped in my seat I'm pretending to hide From my teacher because I can't read the next line... Something blank blank blah blah blah something rhyme I see poodles with bow ties a sight more divine Maybe my dreams were a sign Pray for pizza so I can relax on cloud nine I'm a tyke Training wheels on my mind As I cycle through classes The big hand rewinds Tock to the tick I recline At my desk, I'm such a mess Life minus Recess. is crime